- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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