- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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