what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

VAGINA.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Women's rights

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

hey bill!

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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