A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Women's rights

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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out of your comfort zone

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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