- Anti Joke

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog