Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

A man sat on a chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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