What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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