What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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yes... that's the joke

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Cheese stick

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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