What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Butt poop.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Anti Joke

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