What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Joke.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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