how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Potassium? K.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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