What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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