- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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