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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Your biggest fan.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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