- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

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