- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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