- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

That's what she didn't say

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Your existance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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