- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Gingers.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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