- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

pickle sniffer

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Michael Castillo is gay

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What color is red paint? Red

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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