yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Cleveland winning something

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

This is a joke setup.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What's 1+1? 69.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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