why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Death.

Black people being friendly.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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