Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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