- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Justin's hair

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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The Detroit Lions

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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