- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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