What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Get on your knees Ho

Your biggest fan.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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