- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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