womens rights

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

r u smart..... or ur black

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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