- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

BOTTOM!!!

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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