- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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