- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road?

knock knock piss off

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

This sentence is false.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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