- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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