why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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child labor

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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womens rights

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Im black

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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