What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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child labor

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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