You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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