A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

tee hee

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Black People.

shauns beautiful

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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