if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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TELL

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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This is not a joke

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Rick santorum

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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