What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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tee hee

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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;aosughdfo

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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DESERT

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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