- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

your mother

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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