- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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