What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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i dont like chris

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Grammer is very important

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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