She said no

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

ugh good riddance

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Wanna know something funny? Your face

A handicapp walks into a bar

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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