- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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