- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

ugh good riddance

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A handicapp walks into a bar

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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