What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Flop dog

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the asian kid gets an F

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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