- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

fack me in the ace! CC

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Mark Wilson

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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