Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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nba live 13

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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knock knock piss off

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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