- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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