One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Dislike this.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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