- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

I just found out i have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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