- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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