What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Poop swing

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

I pooped my pants

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Knock knock. Racism.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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