Scott Gomez

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Netflix and chill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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