Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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I love pissing people off :P

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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