- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

women's rights.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Gay's

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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