- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Poop swing

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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