Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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