Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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bees knees

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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