How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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TOBUSCUS

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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