Bob dole

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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