Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Psychics.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Wy did the chicken?

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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