- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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