- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.