Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Gay's

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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