- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Womens rights !

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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