Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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