What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Womens rights !

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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