What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Woman Rights

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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