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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

A black man comes home from work.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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