How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the man die? He got shot!

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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