Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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