Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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how may i help you

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Dance is a sport

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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