- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Womens rights !

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

She said no

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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