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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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