- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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