- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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