You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Penis

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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