New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Black...

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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