Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Butt poop.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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