How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Womens rights

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

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