- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

what do you call gingers ugly.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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