- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Your future.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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