- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

knock knock piss off

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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