- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

A women walks into a kitchen.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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