what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Anti Joke

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