What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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