This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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