What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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