- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Nicolas Cage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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