- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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