Flop dog

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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