Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Anti Joke

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