Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Nippies

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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