What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

girls basketball

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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