- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Woman rights.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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