- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Black Friday

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Knock knock Come in

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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