After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Q. who's george porchy?

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

boo

I just found out i have cancer.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Cancer

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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