what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

thumb_up thumb_down -3

You're welcome!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

my name is Jacob sartorious

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A baby gets hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

modern love

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops