- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

A black guy gets a job...

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

who is mark

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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