What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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<=3 penis

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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