How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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lol a man is drowning

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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