What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Knock knock Come in

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Charlotte Bobcats

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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