What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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