- Anti Joke

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

once upon a time there was a boy

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A Jew! Bless you.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

? I hate niiggers ?

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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