This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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WNBA

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Mormons having fun.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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