- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.