- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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