Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man sat on a chair

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Women.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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