- Anti Joke

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.