Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Cheese stick

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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