- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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