- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Abortion

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

UP

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

womens rights

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

You have cancer

No.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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