A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Donkey lips

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

squirrels with massive bonerss

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Your all fags

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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