What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Butt poop.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Mitt Romney penis

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Your all fags

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Donkey lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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