- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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