You're welcome!

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No, Trinidad.

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Donald Trump

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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woman's rights

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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