- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Dylan is gay

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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