What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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