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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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